Some Bad Taste Michael Jackson jokes

How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose?
From a catalogue.

What time does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Michael Jackson stop breathing?
His nose fell off.

Disney expressed their sadness over Michael Jackson’s death, and also celebrated that now only Disney movie’s will be the only things to touch children.

What was Michael Jackson’s last hit?
The floor.